It's all abut Marriage :)

David Bissonette :

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Sacha Guitry :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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Socrates :

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Anonymous :

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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Dumas :

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

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Sigmund Freud :

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Anonymous :

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

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Sam Kinison :

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.'

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James Holt McGavra :

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

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Patrick Murra :

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Nash :

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

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Anonymous :

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Henny Youngman :

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Rodney Dangerfield :

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Anonymous :

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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Anonymous :

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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