It's all abut Marriage :)

David Bissonette :

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Sacha Guitry :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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Socrates :

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Anonymous :

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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Dumas :

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

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Sigmund Freud :

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Anonymous :

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

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Sam Kinison :

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.'

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James Holt McGavra :

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

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Patrick Murra :

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Nash :

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

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Anonymous :

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Henny Youngman :

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Rodney Dangerfield :

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Anonymous :

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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Anonymous :

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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Too much funny :)

A must watch video :)

Magic Beer !!

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, “That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.” He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.” She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.” !!